For a man to expect a woman to be excited over his cook is expecting too much.
Better to live on a corner of the roof than share a house with a quarrelsome wife. Proverbs 25:24 (NIV)
After a long day on the course, the dejected husband turned to his wife and said, "You're the worst caddie in the world."
She replied: "No. I don't think so. That would be too much of a coincidence."